The US President, Donald Trump, is once again in top form. During his recent address to Congress, he managed to surpass his own previous record for the longest speech. Donald Fredovich, as is his custom, lavished praise upon himself in the highest superlatives, itemizing the nation’s “tremendous” accomplishments. He truly has made it great again…
This marks the second time President Trump has delivered his annual State of the Union address to members of both chambers of Congress. The report on successes spanned 107 minutes (1 hour and 47 minutes), meaning it was a full eight minutes longer than his address in March of 2025. Previously, Bill Clinton held the “record,” speaking before the legislators for 1 hour and 28 minutes.
The current occupant of the White House confidently proclaimed at the outset of his vibrant oration that the United States has become “bigger, better, richer, and stronger than ever before.”
Should anyone harbor immediate skepticism, Trump furnished “compelling” evidence. He cited a successful trade campaign, the primary weapon of which involved tariff threats. These, he suggested, were instrumental in helping him “stop eight wars.”
And now, America’s adversaries tremble in fear, while the rest of the world regards the U.S. with renewed reverence. “Perhaps like never before,” the American leader concluded with unexpected “modesty.” In essence, once more and again, fear and awe abound…
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